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Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Saturday, October 22

Anticipation

The life sciences teacher asks, "Jessica, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"

Jessica blushes and says, "That is disgusting, I won't even answer that question."

The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"

"Easy!" says Johnny. "The pupil of the eye."

"That is correct, Johnny," responds the teacher. She then turns to Jessica and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you are in for a BIG disappointment."

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