Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Sunday, October 23

Bulk discount

Judge: How many times have you been convicted for this offence before?
Prisoner: Five, me Lord.
Judge: Five, is it? Then this time I shall give you the maximum sentence prescribed.
Prisoner: Maximum? Don't regular customers get a discount?


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