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Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Friday, October 21

Longevity

A man went to his doctor wanting to know how to live to be 100 years old.

Said the doctor: "Become a vegetarian, cut out alcohol, never go out late, cut out smoking, cut out sex."

"And that will make me live to be a hundred?"

"No. But it will seem like it."

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