Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Wednesday, October 12

Relativity

Two biologists in the field are following the tracks of a radio-collared black bear when suddenly the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing right up the tree after them. Thinking quickly, the first biologist pulls off his heavy leather hiking boots and puts on a pair of sleek running shoes he had pulled out of his backpack. The second biologist gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the world are you doing?"

He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we can jump down and make a run for it."

The second biologist says, "Are you crazy? We both know you can't outrun a full-grown black bear."

The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."

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