Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Tuesday, November 22

Budget cuts

Dean, to the physics department in a "hot" university:

"Why do I always have to give you guys so much money for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff? Why can you not be like the math department? All they need is money for pencils, paper and wastepaper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department -- all they need are pencils and paper."

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