Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Monday, November 28


In Alaska's National Forests, a tourist guide is giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear territory: "Most bear encounters occur when hikers, being extra quiet along the trails in hopes of viewing wildlife, accidentally stumble into bears. The resulting suprise can be catastrophic." To avoid this, he suggests that each hiker wear tiny bells on their clothing to warn the bears of their presence. "Also," he says further, "be especially cautious when you see signs of bears in the area, especially when you see bear droppings."

Asks one tourist: "How do you identify bear droppings?"

"Easy. Just look for the ones with all the tiny bells in them ..."


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