Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Friday, November 25

Getting to know you

An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked late, slowly building perfection with every stroke of his brush. As each day passed, he gained a better understanding of the female body and his paintings constantly grew in beauty and depth.

After a month though, the artist had become very weary from this non-stop effort and decided, just this once, to take it easy for the day. Since his model had already shown up, he suggested they merely have a glass of wine and talk ... since normally he preferred to do his painting in silence.

They talked for a few hours, getting to know each other better. Then as they were sipping their claret, the artist heard a car arriving outside. He jumped up and said, "Oh no! It's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!"


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