Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Friday, November 18

Honesty is the best policy?

The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert."

"The artwork," says Robert.

"Very good. And you, Peter?"

"Her tits!" says Peter.

"Peter, get out! Go stand in the hall," responds the teacher, annoyed. "And you, Johnny?"

"I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving ..."

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