Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Wednesday, November 16

How many members of your horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb?

ARIES:
Just one. You want to make something of it?

TAURUS:
One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and
should be thrown away.

GEMINI:
Two, but the job never gets done: they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it is supposed to be done!

CANCER:
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.

LEO:
Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they are out.

VIRGO:
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

LIBRA:
Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

SCORPIO:
That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones
in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

SAGITTARIUS:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us, and you are inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

CAPRICORN:
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

AQUARIUS:
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so ...

PISCES:
Light bulb? What light bulb?

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