Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Sunday, November 6

Hypothetically speaking ...

"Dear," wondered the wife, "what would you do if I died?"

"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," answered the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?"

"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife.

"No, of couse not, dear."

"Don't you like being married?"

"Of course I do, dear."

"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

"All right," said the husband after a short pause, "I would remarry."

"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.

"Yes."

"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" asked the wife after a long pause.

"Well yes, I suppose I would."

"I see," said the wife indignantly." And would you let her wear my old clothes?"

"I suppose, if she wanted to," said the husband.

"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"

"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."

"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you would let her play with my golf clubs, too."

"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She is left-handed."

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