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Wednesday, November 16

The joy of ... sex

An Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for their religious wedding, meets with the rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any last questions. The groom-to-be inquires, "Rabbi, is it true that men and women do not dance together?"

"Yes," says the rabbi. "For modesty reasons, men and women always dance separately. To dance together is forbidden."

"So even at our wedding, I cannot dance with my own wife?"

"No, absolutely not," answers the rabbi.

"Well, okay," says the man, "but what about sex? Surely I can have sex with my wife, yes?"

"Fine, wonderful!" replies the rabbi. "A mitzvah within the marriage, to have many beautiful Jewish children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.

"No problem," says the rabbi. "It is all a mitzvah!"

"Woman on top?"

"Why not?" is the response. "Sex in a marriage is a mitzvah!"

"Naked? Without clothes?"

"Of course! It is a mitzvah!"

"Even on the table? Maybe in the dining room?"

"Of course! It is a mitzvah!"

"Well, what about if we do it standing up?"

"No, NO, NO!" says the rabbi.

"Why not?" asks the man.

"Might lead to dancing!"

2 Comments:

Blogger cs said...

i am laughing at your blog-jokes...made my day
cs

12:08 AM  
Blogger Tenebris said...

Glad it helped :)

(Your corgis are beautiful ... and heart-stealers. Good luck with getting over the temp-block. Been having a month like that myself [see me trying to catch up on the "Thinking" link!].)

1:14 AM  

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