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Thursday, November 17

Logical extrapolations

Two freshman philosophy students see the following bulletin posted on the wall of their lecture hall:

Crash Course in Logical Assumptions
Saturday, All Day

Neither of them knows what it means and they are both curious. The pair decide to find the professor and ask some questions: but when they finally locate the professor's office, only the bolder of the two enters the office, while the other remains outside.

Student: Uh ... sir ... what does "Crash Course in Logical Assumptions" mean?

Professor: Well, it involves taking information that you have, forming assumptions using logic, and then creating new information. Let me try to answer your question by asking you a question. Do you own a car?

Student: Uh ... yes, I do.

Professor: Well, then I can now logically assume that you drive.

Student: Yes, I drive.

Professor: Then I can logically assume that you drive on weekends.

Student: Yeah, I drive on weekends, I go out on dates.

Professor: Then I can logically assume that you have date partners.

Student: Well, yes, I have a girlfriend.

Professor: Then I can logically assume that you are heterosexual.

Student: Uh ... hell yes! Okay, I think I understand what this course is about now. Thanks a lot for your time.

Once back outside, his friend asks him: "So, what is that stuff all about?"

"Using information and stuff ... let me answer your question by asking you a question. Do you own a car?"

"No."

"Uh ... then you are homosexual, dude!"

2 Comments:

Blogger cs said...

so true! had to laugh hard a this one!

12:09 AM  
Blogger PHOTO said...

Always look in on your blog first thing in the morning for a smile.

Thanks for making the world a little brighter each day

11:48 AM  

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