Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, November 1

Mitterand, Bush, and [insert your favourite politician here] were on a train in Europe when it suddenly stopped in its tracks.

First Mitterrand went forward to reason with the engineer in the hopes that he could get the train moving again. When that did not work, Bush sent a CIA operative to assassinate the engineer and replace him with an American. And when that did not work, the third in the party said, "Leave it to me."

So he closed the blinds and said to the other two men: "Look, we are moving now."


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