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Thursday, November 10

Prison vs. work

IN PRISON ... you spend the majority of your time in a 10'x 10' cell.
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in an 8'x 8' cubicle.

IN PRISON ... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK ... you get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON ... you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK ... you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON ... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK ... you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON ... you can watch television and play games.
AT WORK ... you could get fired for watching television and playing games ... or even for reading this blog.

IN PRISON ... they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK ... you are not supposed to speak to your family, or even to acknowledge that they exist.

IN PRISON ... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, including all commuting costs.
AT WORK ... you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON ... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ... you spend most of your life wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON ... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK ... they are called managers.


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