Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Friday, November 25


A salesman, and engineer, and a technician are driving when, just outside town, one of the car's tires goes flat. The three of them get out of the car and scratch their heads.

The salesman says, "Maybe I should walk into town and get us a new tire. I know that I can bargain with the man at the parts store and get us a great deal."

The engineer stops him, saying, "No, before you do that, we will have to do some computations, figuring the grade of the road, the asphalt temperature, and the average rate of speed we will be travelling to know what kind of tire you should buy."

The technician laughs and shakes his head. "No, no, no! what is wrong with you guys? Heck, we have a spare tire in the trunk -- now all we have to do is start swapping tires until we find the flat one!"


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