Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Saturday, November 5

The tables turned

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back quietly to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and smiles at him apologetically: "I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a graduate student in psychology, and I am studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean, $200?!"

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