Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Thursday, November 10

Timeliness

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," began the man, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I am going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say --"

"And I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He will be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I am the groom."

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