Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Wednesday, November 2

Top 10 signs that you have overdosed on the World Wide Web

  • Your opening line is: "So, what's your homepage address?"
  • You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 4.0" on one of the clouds.
  • You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.
  • You felt driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding day.
  • Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
  • You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look for the "Back" button.
  • You visit The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything again and again and again.
  • Your dog has his own webpage.
  • So does your hamster.
  • When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.


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