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Sunday, November 27

A voice from on high

Having had just a few too many at the local pub, Earl and Clyde decide ice fishing is the natural next step. As they are chopping a hole in the ice, however, a voice out of the air suddenly reverberates around them: "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THAT HOLE." Mystified, they decide to move to a different spot, but as they begin chopping the voice echoes down again: "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THAT HOLE!" They are getting quite uneasy by now, but like any good fishermen they are not to be dissuaded. They find yet a third place and begin to chop again, and again the voice thunders down: "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THAT HOLE EITHER!"

Frustrated, Earl lifts his eyes heavenwards: "Is that you, God?"

"NO, I AM THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK."

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