Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Tuesday, December 20

Checking the files, checking them twice

Three nurses arrive at the pearly gates. The first nurse explains to St. Peter, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, but occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven." St. Peter looks at her file and quickly admits her to heaven.

The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room. It is a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard." St. Peter looks at her file and quickly admits her to heaven.

The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO [Health Maintenance Organisation]."

St. Peter looks at her file, then pulls out a calculator and started punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file. After a few minutes he looks up, smiling: "Congratulations! You are admitted to heaven ... for five days."

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