Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, December 6

Like father, like son?

Little Johnny returns from school and tells he got an F in arithmetic. "Why ...?" asks the father, in that oh-so familiar warning tone of voice.

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?', and I said '6'," answers Johnny.

The father frowns: "But that is right."

"So then she asks me, 'How much is 3x2?'"

The father's frown deepens: "What is the fucking difference?"

"That is exactly what I said!"


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