Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Monday, December 19

Men and women

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she does not need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men.
However, married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There is no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting him to change, but he does not.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything the man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man does not understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.


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