Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Friday, December 23

New job interview technique

Take the prospective employee and put him in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave him alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what he is doing.
  • If he has taken the table apart, put him in Engineering.
  • If he is counting the butts in the ashtray, assign him to Finance.
  • If he is waving his arms and talking out loud, send him to Consulting.
  • If he is talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for him.
  • If he is sleeping, he is Management material.
  • If he is writing up the experience, send him to the Technical Documentation team.
  • If he doesn't even look up when you enter the room, assign him to Security.
  • If he tries to tell you it is not as bad as it looks, put him into Marketing.
  • If he is wearing green sunglasses and need a haircut, Software is his niche.
  • If he mentions what a good price we got for the table and chairs, send him to Purchasing.
  • If he mentions that hardwood furniture does not come from rainforests, Public Relations will suit him well.


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