Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, December 13

The Rules

  • The Female always makes THE RULES.
  • THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
  • No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
  • If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
  • The Female is never wrong.
  • If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
  • If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
  • The Female can change her mind at any time.
  • The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
  • The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
  • The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
  • The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
  • The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
  • At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
  • If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
  • If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
  • Every house belongs to the oldest female living there.


Blogger PHOTO said...

Ithink I've been there before

3:44 PM  
Blogger Tenebris said...

Ah ... oops. That must have been one of the times the computer crashed on me and saved the unedited version of a file. So you are owed a new Smile! How about this one:

A man sees a sign in the window of a travel agency: CRUISES - $100. Liking a good deal as much as the next person, he goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river.

Half an hour later, another man sees the sign and pays the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him with the baseball bat and throws him in the river.

As the two men are floating down the river together the first man asks, "Do you think they will serve any food on this cruise?"

Says the second man, "I don't think so. They didn't do it last year."

5:00 PM  
Blogger PHOTO said...

Love it.

12:08 PM  
Blogger ~C~ said...

Finally! Someone understands THE RULES. This post it too funny. Thanks for sharing.

6:12 PM  

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