Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Thursday, December 29

Zero-sum game

The boss explains to four of his employees that he is really sorry, but he is going to have to let one of them go.

Black employee: "I am a protected minority."

Female employee: "And I am a woman."

Oldest employee: "Fire me, buster, and I will hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."

They all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks desperately a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay ..."


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