Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Monday, January 9

All expenses paid

While fishing in the Caribbean, three former small business owners get to talking. The first explains that he had had a terrible fire, lost everything; and then, with a philosophical shrug: "The insurance company paid for everything. So now I am here."

The second commiserates. He himself had had a terrible explosion, lost everything: "But the insurance company paid for everything. So that is why I am here."

The third guy shakes his head: "What a coincidence! Me, I had a terrible flood, lost everything. The insurance company paid for everything, and now I am here."

The other guys turn to him with confusion: "How do you start a flood?"

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home