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Monday, January 30

The canine lightbulb

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Australian Shepherd: First, I will put all the lightbulbs in a little circle ...

Border Collie: Just one. And then I will replace any wiring that is not up to code.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

German Shepherd: I will change it as soon as I have led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Jack Russell Terrier: I will just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the lightbulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, oh please!

Old English Sheep Dog: Lightbulb? I am sorry, but I don't see a lightbulb?

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...

Poodle: I will just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he will do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Make me.

And the Cat's answer: "Dogs do not change lightbulbs. People change lightbulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and my massage?"

All of which proves, yet again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.

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