Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Tuesday, January 10

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • 8 to argue
  • 1 to get a continuance
  • 1 to object
  • 1 to demur
  • 2 to research precedents
  • 1 to dictate a letter
  • 1 to stipulate
  • 5 to turn in their time cards
  • 1 to depose
  • 1 to write interrogatories
  • 2 to settle
  • 1 to order a secretary to change the bulb, and
  • 28 to bill for professional services

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