Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Monday, January 9

Irregular adjectives

When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.
When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.

When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.

When I make a mistake, I am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he is only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he is on business.


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