Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Thursday, January 19

Out of sight, out of mind

A man and a woman are having dinner in a fine restaurant when their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly notices that the man is slowly sliding down his chair and under the table. The woman seems not to notice, even as the man slides all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him continues to appear calm and unruffled, apparently unaware or unconcerned that her dining companion has just disappeared.

As soon as the waitress is free, she comes quickly over to the table and says to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman looks calmly up at her: "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."


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