Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Tuesday, January 17

Playing it safe

There are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! so here is a handy guide which should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: So what is for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate :)

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate :)

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here is fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate :)

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate :)

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I have always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate :)

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