Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Saturday, January 21

Pleasantly surprised

A florist goes to a barber for a haircut, but the barber refuses to accept any money for it: "I am doing community service this week." Pleased, pleasantly surprised, the florist leaves -- and the next morning when the barber opens his shop, he discovers a thank-you note and a dozen roses waiting on his doorstep.

Later that day, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and again the barber refuses to accept any money: "I am doing community service this week." Pleased, pleasantly surprised, the policeman leaves -- and the next morning when the barber opens his shop, he discovers a thank-you card and a dozen doughnuts waiting on his doorstep.

Later that day, a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and again the barber refuses to accept any money: "I am doing community service this week." Pleased, pleasantly surprised, the Democrat leaves -- and the next morning when the barber opens his shop, he discovers a dozen Democrats lined up on his doorstep, waiting for a free haircut.

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