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Wednesday, January 11

The scales of justice

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000."

The judge reached into his pocket, pulling out a cheque ... and handed it to Leon. "Now then, I am returning $5,000. We are going to decide this case solely on its merits."


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