Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Sunday, January 22


While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsised his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any alligators around here?"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they haven't been around for years!"

Relieved, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway to shore he called out again and asked the old beachcomber, "How did you get rid of the alligators?"

"We didn't do anything!" said the beachcomber. "The sharks ate them!"


Blogger R2K said...

That is pretty funny! ;) Not as funny as your popunder add though. That one killed me.


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