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Wednesday, January 18

Ten signs you need a really long vacation

  • You lecture the neighbourhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
  • You get all excited when it is Saturday so you can wear sweats to work.
  • You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
  • You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
  • You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
  • You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarisng a project" are acceptable English phrases.
  • You know the people at the airport hotels better than your next door neighbours.
  • You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday night plans.
  • You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.
  • You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.

1 Comments:

Blogger Pseudo-intellectual lunatic said...

great post

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