Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Monday, January 16

Welcome to university

Enrollment Application for the College of Arts and Sciences

Your name:
Name of High School:
GPA:
ACT Score: (Should have at least 2 digits)
SAT Score: (Should have at least 3 digits)

APPLICATION INTELLIGENCE TEST: (hint for multiple choice: when in doubt, guess c.)

MATH:
An illustration of a rectangle with one side markes l and the other w

What is the area of the rectangle?
a) l + w
b) 10
c) l*w

SPELLING:
Spell pneumonia. (Hint: begins with a 'p')
__________________

CLASSIC LITERATURE:
Hamlet was written by?

a) Dr Suess
b) A butcher
c) Shakespeare
d) Porky Pig

HISTORY:
During the Civil War, the North wore blue. What did the South wear?

a) Flannel
b) Blue
c) Grey
d) Birkenstocks

CHEMISTRY:
Which one is an element?

a) Water
b) Fire
c) Oxygen
d) Beer

BIOLOGY:

_______ makes up 60% of your body weight.

a) Beer
b) Skin
c) Water
d) Hair

[Sigh ... unfortunately -- if perhaps predictably -- this came out just after I published this post.]

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