Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Thursday, January 19

You might be a schoolteacher if ...

  • You have no time for a life from August to June
  • You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free!"
  • Out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behaviour
  • You refer to adults as "boys and girls"
  • You encourage your spouse by telling them they are a "good helper"
  • You have ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job
  • Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"
  • You believe "extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card
  • You know several hundred good reasons for being late.
  • You don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure.


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