Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Wednesday, February 15

Another helpful deed

A man arrived home one day sporting two black eyes. Naturally his wife wanted to know what had happened, and he explained that he had noticed the woman in front of him in the grocery line had a portion of her dress wedged between the cheeks of her buttocks. "I thought I would do the right thing and pull it out," he explained. "That was when she slugged me."

"I see," said his wife, "but what about the other eye?"

"Well," he said, "Obviously she didn't want it out, so I tucked it back in again."


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