Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Wednesday, February 1

But I was trying for a compliment!

Having stopped the woman for a minor traffic violation, the traffic cop is examining her driver's licence for some moments in silence. "You know," he says finally, "this is one of the finest, most realistic pictures I have ever seen. I am glad to see you are not one of those vain women who have their photos retouched to remove all the lines in their faces."

"Sir," says she, "you are looking at my thumbprint."

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