Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, February 18

Dangerous dog

Upon entering a little country store, the tourist notices a sign reading, "Danger! Beware of Dog" posted on the glass door. Inside, he finds a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. Curious, he asks the store manager: "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him."

The tourist can't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

"Before I posted that sign," says the owner, "people kept tripping over him."


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