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Tuesday, February 21

Psychiatric helpline

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

  • If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
  • If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
  • If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
  • If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
  • If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
  • If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
  • If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
  • If you are phobic, don't press anything.
  • If you are anal retentive, please hold.

2 Comments:

Blogger Claudia said...

Too funny.

6:32 PM  
Blogger the shrewness said...

im a psychologist and ive gotten this email sooo many times...

i still laugh every time i read it!

7:41 PM  

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