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Friday, February 10

Selecting a brassiere

A man shyly walks into the ladies' department of Macy's. When the sales clerk asks if she could help him, he says sheepishly, "I would like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" she asks.

"Type? There is more than one type?"

She invites him to look around at the sea of bras in every conceivable shape, size, colour, and material (and some that maybe shouldn't have been) ... but before he can be completely overwhelmed, she says gently: ""Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras."

Confused, the man asks what are the types; and the saleslady answers: "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

The man asks the difference between them.

"It is all really quite simple," she explains. "The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."

1 Comments:

Blogger Deb S. said...

Good one! LOL

12:13 PM  

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