Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Tuesday, February 28

Something to think about

So the dentist tells his patient that there were no two ways about it, that tooth has to come out: "I am just going to give you a shot of Novocaine and then I will be back in a few minutes."

The man grabs the dentist's arm: "No way! I hate needles. I am not having any shot!"

"Okay," says the dentist, "we will make do with the gas."

"Absolutely not!" exclaims the man. "Gas always makes me very sick for a couple of days. I am not having any gas!"

So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water and a small blue pill. The patient eyes it skeptically: "What is it?"

"Viagra."

"Viagra?" The man looks surprised. "Will that kill the pain?"

"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang onto while I pull your tooth."

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