Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, February 25

Swimming the English Channel

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead had decided (the night before, in a pub) to try to swim across the English Channel. After some discussion, they decide the quickest method would be to use the breast stroke.

Off they set.

The first of the swimmers, the redhead reaches the French coast just a day later. As previously agreed, she sits on the beach, looking out to sea, waiting for the other two to come in.

After a cold night of waiting, the brunette finally comes into sight. "Some strong currents out there!" she exclaims as she comes shivering out of the water. "But I am here now. Am I the last?"

No, she is not: so now the two of them are waiting for the blonde to come in.
And they wait.
And wait.

... until finally , on the fifth day, the blonde comes into view. "What took you so long?" the others want to know.

"Well, what do you expect?" says the blonde, a bit upset. "You guys cheated. You used your hands!"


Blogger Jordan said...

I would just like to know, but you can keep it a secret where do you get these jokes???

7:40 PM  
Blogger Tenebris said...

Literally everywhere and sundry -- I have a clippings file like you would not believe -- and a few are even from memory. Although very little makes it in here in exactly the form in which I find it.

7:56 PM  

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