Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Wednesday, February 15

We are the president

An unnamed president, looking for some action, discovers three willing ladies in a local bar. Identifying himself, he asks the blonde how much it would cost.

"For you, Mr. President," breathes the blonde, "it will cost $500."

"For you, Mr. President," challenges the sultry redhead, "I will spend all the time you want for a thousand dollars."

But the brunette has a different approach: "Mr President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get your pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as times are now, and screw me as well as you do the public ... it won't cost you a single cent."


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