Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Monday, February 27

Why men are just happier people

  • Their last name stays put.
  • The garage is all theirs.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • They can be president.
  • They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  • Car mechanics tell them the truth.
  • They never have to drive to another gas station because this one is just too icky.
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100.
  • People never stare at their chests when they are talking.
  • GWB encounters cleavage
  • The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle their feet.
  • One mood, ALL the time.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • They know stuff about tanks.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • They can open all their own jars.
  • They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • If someone forgets to invite them to something, he or she can still be their friend.
  • Their underwear costs $8.95 for a three-pack.
  • Everything on their face stays its original colour.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • They almost never have strap problems in public.
  • They are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • They don't have to shave below their neck.
  • Their bellies usually hide their big hips.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
  • They can "do" their nails with a pocketknife.
  • They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  • They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.


Blogger Maria's Photos said...

I really enjoyed reading your blog. It did make me smile. It is one of the more interesting blogs I've seen so far.

3:20 PM  
Blogger Jane said...

I love it!!! I couldn't quit smiling:)

11:03 PM  

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