Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, February 11

You know you need a new lawyer when ...

    The prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
  • During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
  • He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."
  • He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose".
  • During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
  • He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger".
  • Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.
  • He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.
  • He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.


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