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Saturday, March 4

Classes for men

A man's guide on how to live with women

WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) is proud to announce the opening of its Evening Classes For Men!

[Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their content, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.]

Day 1

Topic 1 - How to Fill up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 - Toilet Paper Rolls: Do They Grow on the Holders? Round table discussion.

Topic 3 - Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 4 - After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on video.

Topic 5 - Empty Milk Cartons: Do They Belong In The Fridge Or The Bin? Group discussion and roleplay.

Topic 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.

Topic 7 - Learning How to Find Things, Starting with Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside down While Screaming. Open forum.

Day 2

Topic 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and audiotape.

Topic 9 - Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost. Real life testimonials.

Topic 10 - Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to Live With Adults: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online class and roleplaying.

Topic 12 - How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13 - How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

Topic 14 - Getting Over It: Learning How To Live With Being Wrong All The Time. Individual counsellors available.

*** Upon completing the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors ***


Blogger Lost Bob said...

Day 2, Topic 9
No way. We will find a mall and buy a GPS receiver first.

12:04 AM  

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