Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Tuesday, March 21

How blonde was she?

  • At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here', she wrote 'Virgo'.
  • When she bought a shirt that said 'TGIF', she thought it stood for 'This Goes In Front'.
  • She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
  • She sold the car for gas money. (wince)
  • She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate'.
  • She studied for a blood test.
  • She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
  • She thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare centre.
  • She thought General Motors was in the army.
  • She thought if she spoke her mind, she would be speechless.
  • She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
  • She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
  • She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK'.
  • She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
  • She tripped over a cordless phone.
  • Under 'Education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics'.
  • When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
  • When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
  • When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' ... she turned around and went home.

Q: How did the blonde die while drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

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