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Saturday, March 18

If I had a million dollars

Murphy won $100,000 in the Irish Sweepstakes, and decided to blow part of it on a long holiday in the United States. Since he had never been there before, he decided it would be best to take a bus tour ... and found himself travelling for hours and hours through desert country and oil fields. "Where are we now?" he asked.

Said the guide: "We are in the great state of Texas."

"It is a big place," said Murphy.

"So big," said the guide, grinning, "that your entire County Kerry would fit into the smallest corner of it."

"Yes," said Murphy, "and wouldn't it do wonders for it!"

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